Nathan Natas

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  Why are there 8 Governing Body/FDS members?!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is pure speculation.

  just one of those things that make you go, " hmmmmm??!!

  8th member of the gb is appointed just in time for the nu-light?!.

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  If they were ordinary men, the eight of them would be carring sixteen testicles, so, yeah eight testicles for Doctor OctoPope sounds 'bout right.
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  Why do JWs get married at a young age?

  by XPeterX in

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  ages like 20-25 or younger.i mean damn,a 21 year old guy in my congo got baptised a couple weeks back and now his in a relationship with a jw gal and their getting married soon.any thoughts?.

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  The hormonal sap begins to rise in the mid teens.

  Solosexuality is denounced by the WashTowel as the major cause of hairy palms, so the pressure builds.

  Lustful groin release syndrome results in Dub weddings.
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  My dad got appointed a ministerial servant last week.

  by Joliette in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i dont know if i should tell him congrats the next time i see him...got a lot of emotions going through me right now..

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  I was an MS when I was 19. (yeah, that's how STUPID I was)

  I don't see it as a "special privilege" for a grown adult man.

  It's like becoming an altar boy at 50.

  What self respecting adult thinks it is a privilege and a blessing to schlep the microphone up and down the aisles during a meeting?

  Talks?

  What talks?

  You mean READING FROM A SCRIPT printed up for you in Brooklyn, don't you?

  I gave the one-hour Sunday talk back in the 70's when they gave you an outline and you had to flesh it out or you'd be finished in 10 minutes. Even that was less of a "talk" than the longer TMS assignments, where the whole enchilada was up to the speaker to write.
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  Some people think I'm patronising...

  by nicolaou in

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  that means i think they're stupid..

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  Nathan Natas

  Please explain that again in simpler terms.
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  Why are there 8 Governing Body/FDS members?!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is pure speculation.

  just one of those things that make you go, " hmmmmm??!!

  8th member of the gb is appointed just in time for the nu-light?!.

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  Nathan Natas

  They are using the octal nummbering system because they can't quite grasp hexadecimal.

  But I think DataDog just uncovered a new JW superstition with this -

  "Although all spirit-begotten Christians engaged in the preaching work, only a very limited number- just eight different men -were used to write the 27 books of the Christian Greek Scriptures."

  Dubs are dispensationalist at their core, and an essential element of dispensationalism is that the past will be reflected in the future.
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  PENELOPE CRUZ and JAVIER BARDEM will move to Brooklyn Heights!

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  penelope cruz and javier bardem were reported to be apartment-hunting on the brooklyn heights waterfront.. the address is 360 furman st. and is now known as "one brooklyn bridge park," where they checked out a duplex town home with five bedrooms, five bathrooms and 20-foot ceilings.

  priced at $4.9 million.

  meals in the bethel cafeteria are not included..

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  They are both American actors and celebriities.
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  PENELOPE CRUZ and JAVIER BARDEM will move to Brooklyn Heights!

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  penelope cruz and javier bardem were reported to be apartment-hunting on the brooklyn heights waterfront.. the address is 360 furman st. and is now known as "one brooklyn bridge park," where they checked out a duplex town home with five bedrooms, five bathrooms and 20-foot ceilings.

  priced at $4.9 million.

  meals in the bethel cafeteria are not included..

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  J-vier goin door-to-door:

  
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  PENELOPE CRUZ and JAVIER BARDEM will move to Brooklyn Heights!

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  penelope cruz and javier bardem were reported to be apartment-hunting on the brooklyn heights waterfront.. the address is 360 furman st. and is now known as "one brooklyn bridge park," where they checked out a duplex town home with five bedrooms, five bathrooms and 20-foot ceilings.

  priced at $4.9 million.

  meals in the bethel cafeteria are not included..

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  P-Lope:

  
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  PENELOPE CRUZ and JAVIER BARDEM will move to Brooklyn Heights!

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  penelope cruz and javier bardem were reported to be apartment-hunting on the brooklyn heights waterfront.. the address is 360 furman st. and is now known as "one brooklyn bridge park," where they checked out a duplex town home with five bedrooms, five bathrooms and 20-foot ceilings.

  priced at $4.9 million.

  meals in the bethel cafeteria are not included..

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  Nathan Natas

  I'll bet P-lope and J-vier are good tppers. He might get a buck.
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  My dad got appointed a ministerial servant last week.

  by Joliette in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i dont know if i should tell him congrats the next time i see him...got a lot of emotions going through me right now..

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  It is also a way to give a man a fake title so he feels even moore obligated to stick around when he might rather be out fishing (for fish, not suckers, although catfish and cod are both good eats).

  It's a diabolical ego-trap, is what it is.